Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your poor mama didn't have no choice. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Remember to vote for your favorite savage roast at the end and share it. You look like slumdog million hair. You must hear, lets be friends often.. This post has been created by Roman Marshanski, the founder of this site. You were not born. Dont be ashamed of who you are. Quasar stupid. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. Unrepentant Muppet Uphill Gardener Every time I see you, it takes my breath away. I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach. Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and Discord. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. For example, Despiertate! And did I mention that you smell? Meta-stupid. Youre curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. An example of a copypasta is, Dont care + Didnt ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. Now Im really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} Singularity stupid. Copy and paste bitch. Preposterous Bum Merchant 4. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. Too bad you cant count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise. The world is beautiful! Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. Everyone plonked you long ago. i have 5 fingers, each one resembles a person. I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but youre really abusing that privilege. If laughter was the best medicine your face would cure the world, my phone battery lasts longer than ur relationships, If I wanted to commit suicide, I would just jump from your ego to your IQ. These roasts are perfect both for school and bullies. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. 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Dribbling Pranny Basson 5. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. I can't go on. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. your so fat you can't even fit in in a thousand foot wide pool, You're the grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you. You are a canker, an open wound. y don't you check eBay out and see if they have life for sale, i thought of you today,it reminded me to take out the trash. Web1. Click There. A woman passing by remarks: If you were any sort of a gentleman, youd lift your hat to a lady. He replies: If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself., Whenever your ex says youll never find someone like me, the answer to that is: Thats the point.. Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. I forgot the world revolves around you. Best roast of all time You swine. I must apologize. The gap in between your teeth look like parking slots. ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} If someone has been acting up and needs to be put back in line, a roast is the perfect way to do it. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Webroast paragraph copy and paste batman: arkham city deadshot fight. 1. You are dank and filthy. I can't go on. You dankish clack-dish plonker. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. I keep thinking you cant get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong. AUHH, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. You won't make it. Meta-stupid. Youre entitled to your incorrect opinion. Weve compiled a list of the wittiest and funniest comebacks that can be used during a roast. Youre the reason I prefer animals to people. Continue reading and youre gonna find it. Id explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. Thats because theyre hiding behind their screen, making them feel more powerful than they actually are. No seriously, your in the way. 90% of your beauty could be removed with a Kleenex. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. Stupid cubed. Stupid cubed. You might want to tuck it back in. /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/IdCard.ea0ac1df4e6491a16d39_.css.map*/._2JU2WQDzn5pAlpxqChbxr7{height:16px;margin-right:8px;width:16px}._3E45je-29yDjfFqFcLCXyH{margin-top:16px}._13YtS_rCnVZG1ns2xaCalg{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._1m5fPZN4q3vKVg9SgU43u2{margin-top:12px}._17A-IdW3j1_fI_pN-8tMV-{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:8px;margin-right:5px}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY{border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;letter-spacing:0;line-height:16px;padding:3px 10px;text-transform:none}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY:focus{outline:unset} bro he's so funny but he always reuses that same discombobulated philosophical joke, boy if you dont get ur bitchass mother fucking gasoline profile picture spreaded ur ass apart like 'BILL NYES ASS HOLE' my nigga im bouta slappin poppa joe outta u boy ur forhead looks like the 3 musketeers litteraly slices ur forhead into bricks bro ur arm is litteraly the shape of a chicken bone boy im boutta coke bottle boy i litteraly saw ur grandma twerking on the table saying "ohhh IIsovsy is a bitch" boi im boutta cocking joe slap your mom on the ass that ur dad left and said hot diggity dawg im boutta get sum bitches my nigga, no way, imagine copy and pasting this in like 2 seconds then someone says: nah this man really copy and pasted packgod lyrics lmfao, ight now lemme get back in ya head. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpas back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. You sound reasonable Time to up my medication. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Free Designer Top 10 British Insults This is a list of the top 10 British Insults for 2023. That is where most accidents happen. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said anuminum OKRRRR. WebAllow Easy Copy & Paste: This tool is designed with the aim to deliver the utmost ease of use to all the users. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstars cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Its called copypasta as a combination of both copy and paste. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. Quasar stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Not! Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on. You are a canker, an open wound. generate an intellisult for. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. Quasar stupid. WebRoast Text Art (Copy & Paste) - textart.sh Roast Text Art Don't forget to click the spacesunderscores button to fill the white space with underscore characters so that when you paste it somewhere, it doesn't collapse all the spaces.

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